How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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