at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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