he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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