i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
