Say something about gay babies.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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