We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
