can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Where is the hickey?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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