Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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