so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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