So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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