oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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