They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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