Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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