But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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