I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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