Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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