I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
