I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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