we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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