honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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