when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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