Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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