So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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