Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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