But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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