Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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