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what?
penguin condom
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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