So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize