Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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