You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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