ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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