He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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