Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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