elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize
