Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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