I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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