I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
