I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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