Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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