Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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