We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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