so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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