I need help removing her.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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