you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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