READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
