do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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