Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If that was your dad, he is hot
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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