I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
These tits shall not be calmed
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Cover your peen. We're going out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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