I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
His nipple licking is glorious
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