Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
