I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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