question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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