If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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