She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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